Kids are amazing!!!!

Funny talks/things by our niece,nephews:

Scene-1: My niece(4+yrs Old) goes to my sister and suddenly says "I want a kid at home". For which, my sister replied "why do we need a kid when you are a kid already at home". For which, my niece replied "I don't know. I want a kid. that's it. if you don't bring, I will leave home by taking clothes". My sister is like "!!!!!!!!". After a while, she said "where will you go. who will take you?" . My niece quickly replies "I will go to tata's (grandpa's) place.

Scene-2: Rupesh's sister asks his nephew(3+yrs old) "Ojas, what do you say about inviting other kid at home? Will you share all your toys with him? You shouldn't quarrel with him". He said "No. No need. Rupesh mama's baby will be there na. I will share toys with him.". And then she asks "what should we name the baby then?". He promptly replies "Engine Number 9". She couldn't control her laugh and questions him "We will name the baby Tejas as your name is Ojas" . He will say "No. The name would be engine number 9".

Scene-3: Rupesh's other nephew who is 1+ yr old observes his parents dipping rusk (aka toast) in Tea and eating. After that, they left kitchen and were talking in hall and after a while, they were wondering how can he sit so calm in kitchen for this long. So, they went back and observed. He took a glass of water and a mobile phone and dipped mobile phone water and licking mobile as eating toast. :-)

Parody of one Ad w.r.t. Swine Flu

Actual Ad:
A lady walks into the recruitment panel where many other people are waiting and few of her documents fell down. When she picks up everything, every one left.


Parody:
A lady walks into the recruitment panel and when she kept on sneezing. Every one leaves. :D

My future kid name by Rupesh's nephew

It is "Engine Engine 9". :) and Rupesh says "It's so unique. Isn't it?" . :))

Silly interviews

Some of older memories:

During Microsoft interview:

Interviewer: which operating system you like most
Me : Linux
:))

During Yahoo interview:

Interviewer: What is your dream company - this was not part of interview..this was some casual chat I had with a manager
Me: Google!! :)) :))

Plain Dosa Vs Sada Dosa

Yesterday, I went to a hotel in Bangalore and was giving my order. I said "One Sada Dosa". He promptly replied in Kannada saying "No. we don't have sada dosa. We have plain dosa, masala dosa, set dosa". :))

The Mistaken Identity

Scene -1:
There was a book exhibition in my office and my friend and I were browsing thru the books and I had few CDs in my hand. Then, one lady whom I knew came and asked me if there is any discount. I said "Yeah. it is 22% over books and 10% over CDs". There was another girl a little far from us and was listening to this. And now she repeated the same question to me. Though I don't know her, I replied her with the information that I knew about the discounts. Here one thing that should be noted is we were standing in one side of the table where books were displayed and these two girls were standing the other side.

We were still browsing thru the books. And the unknown lady who repeated the question came back to me with a Harry Potter book and asked me "Excuse me, what is the price of this book?".!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene -2: I had gone to my cousin's marriage recently and was talking to one of my relative. There was another lady who was sitting beside her and observing me for a while. There was a kid of 5-6yrs just beside me. During a discussion, that lady who was sitting with my relative asked me whether that kid is my son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!